SMILE-it’s a good life

1) You sound reasonable… time to up the medication

2) I don’t know what your problem is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce

3) I like you, you remind me of when I was young and stupid

4) I’ll try to be nicer if you try being smarter

5) I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message

6) I’m really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

7) I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth

I’m not being rude, your just insignificant

9) You got your brain very early.  Apparently the warrenty has run out.

10) I may be fat, but you’ll always be ugly, and I can diet

11) Did I invite you to my barbque, cuz why you all up in my grill?

12) The 80’s called, they want their clothes back

13) I’m trying to imagine you with a personality

14) Too many freaks, not enough circuses

15) Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed

16) Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?

17) I’ll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you’ll go away

18) Your not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately

19) Your a habit I’d like to kick, with both feet

20) Hi! I’m a human being, what are you?

HOW CRUEL CAN YOU GET?!  I looked up comebacks on google and was pretty amazed at some of the mean stuff that people have thought of to say.  Why would you say something like this to someone?  The ONLY time that it is okay is if you are telling it to one of your good friends and they know that you are kidding.  Otherwise, YOU ARE A MEANY HEAD! Now, if you had said one of these to someone, and you weren’t being a goofy goober and just messin, than you need to go and apologize!……… please?